I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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