I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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