So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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