so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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