And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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