Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's shark week go big or go home
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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