Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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