too bad you live with your parents still
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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