I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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