he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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