can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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