I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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