I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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