She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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