Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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