how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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