Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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