do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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