I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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