is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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