At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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