Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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