I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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