I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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