For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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