redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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