Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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