It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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