No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
COCAINE IS GR8
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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