That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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