I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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