I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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