That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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