So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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