ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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