This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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So much Jack, so little girl.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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