No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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