dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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