he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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