Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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