Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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