I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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