Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Is it because I queefed?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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