i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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