She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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