Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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