i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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