fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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