That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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