real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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