I'm drive I can fine osifer
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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