Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize