Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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