Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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