You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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