Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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