How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
